Statistics are all done and I can do the writing part while drinking so a bottle of Glenfiddich 12-year-old is currently cowering before me. The cap cover bears the seal and the motto ‘stand fast’.
That’s not a good idea. If you drink this stuff it’s best not to get up too quickly or you might find your stability has been somewhat compromised.
Now that this current report is nearing completion, I note that Electrofag is nearing the three month mark. Time to dig out those costings and compare Electrofag with the real stuff. That’ll be interesting.
Just so I have the set for the day, I had lamb leg steaks for tea, with chips. Huge slabs of fat on the steaks and half of the Dead Sea’s salt content on the chips. Plus mint sauce. And a side salad with olive oil and salt.
Funnily enough, I feel fine. I expect a government official will be around soon to demand I die in accordance with official guidelines. I’m messing up their quotas.