Radical Islamists train for moths and then fly highly mobile planes into huge buildings.
Big deal. Cleaners can do this. This is what happens when a cleaner goes off the rails. That thing doesn’t even have steering and yet the cleaner made a house call with it. Right through the front door. I cannot reveal how, or the Secret Cleaner Guild will have me bleached and scoured.
Just watch what you say to your cleaner, right?
underdogs bite upwards 
“Train for moths?” Is this a new, dastardly terrorist tactic? I think we should be told …
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I’m not sure the De Havilland Moth is a good choice of terrorist weapon however…WMD it isn’t!
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Ah. It’s more of a ‘knackered and not concentrating while having a whisky or three’ thing.
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Pray god she hadn’t nipped into the train for a crafty smoke instead of standing out in the minus-whatever-the-fuck windchill of a scandanavian winter…
The Daily Hitlerski:” DEATH TUBE: EVIL SMOKER TRIES TO KILL HARDWORKING CHILDREN IN THEIR OWN HOME WITH TRAIN”
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I saw that earlier, and was quite impressed with her skill. I only managed to crash into a ditch today, and that took some doing 🙂
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That’ll teach ’em to leave the keys in the ignition.
They should have known that the cleaninja warriors have been waiting a long time for an opportunity like this. LI has been practicing for years in his loft with models, just waiting for the chance to hijack a train, pack it to the roof with Domestos and drive it into Big Ben. Oh yes, the cleaninjas are a cunning and dastardly terrorist clan alright. And they say that Leg Iron is the most fiendish of them all…
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As Swedish I feel proud over the fact that even our “cleaners” can drive trains in the middle of winter. I remember when I moved to Glasgow many years back and left Sweden in February, -20 and half a meter snow (no problems with anything) arrived in the UK, -1 and a few flakes on the ground and trains was not going, buses all canceled and getting a cab was almost impossible. But regardless I would not be worried over the cleaning lady in question, she is a woman after all, and she got injured. Probably get a stern warning after this trauma and a pack of smokes before they send home to live on God-like benefits for 2 years. Can write a book while recovering and go on TV to tell her story later on.
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I quite fancy the idea of nicking a train. Rail Runner!
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