Every so often I get a nice email from those weirdoes at Greenpeace asking me to sign a petition because that will stop the ice caps melting. Well that’s what they say.
It occurred to me today that they could get millions of signatures in an instant.
All they have to do is get every one of their members to sign up to someone else’s campaign and the people affected by that campaign will be so delighted they are certain to reciprocate.
Greenpeace, you don’t like me and I don’t like you, let’s not pretend to be friends at all. However, we can still temporarily work together for our mutual benefit.
Go on, Greenies. Click the picture. Tell the world your organisation supports this simple, harmless measure. Think of all the signatures you’d get in return. Millions of them.
Begotten of the mind of the imaginative and skilled Jay.