There is a spider in my greenhouse, not a mouse. I thought it was a mouse because it’s brown and about the same size but it’s a spider. To quote one of the few intelligible lines from Trout Mask Replica, it’s fast and bulbous. I have had no problems at all with insects eating my plants, no sign of slugs and I would not be at all surprised to find a Romanian squatter wrapped in silk in there one day.
I think I’ll call her Frau Blucher becasue she’s big enough to scare a horse. It’s a female spider for sure at that size. Male spiders have never heard of Charles Atlas so they are all weedy and scrawny, have faces full of sand and are too embarrassed to sunbathe in Speedos.
Morrison’s, the local one, have a Chinese style beer called Lucky Beer. It is in the Chinese beer mould for sure, light, lagery and pleasant and perfect for the summer’s day we now get once a year since the windmills have wrecked the climate. The bottle is worth the price on its own.
Best get one before plain packaging kills the Buddha. Keep the bottle, drink the beer.
Although, apparently, drinking causes lifestyle cancer now. As does the one day of summer the Green God now permits us to experience each year. Oh, and of course smoking. All responsible for the rise in lung cancer and all other cancers even though smoking, drinking and sunshine are in freefall. Even the Mail commenters are not fooled. Something is amiss and they have noticed. They won’t look at diesel yet, but it’ll come to them.
We have been fed the most astounding pile of crap since 1950, ten years before I was born, and we believed it. I believed it. Until the smoking ban, I didn’t question it. Now? More and more the lies become clearer. Some very, very big lies. I no longer believe that smoking is the primary cause of anything at all.
It’s not just diesel. Over 2000 nuclear bombs, GM food, chemicals added to everything we eat or drink, Agenda 21 calling for the death of most of us and facilitated by the NHS – no wonder Barry O’Blimey wants his very own sick people disposal chute.
In their desperation, the Righteous show the denormalised how to survive while killing off their own drones. The smokers believe none of it. The other denormalised groups are reaching the same conclusion.
Sunshine is as bad as smoking? This is beyond pathetic.