That’ll be the next warning on packs.
The Spanish vendetta against Gibraltar is, all of a sudden, a way to crack down on cross-border tobacco smuggling. Yeah. Right.
Why are the Spanish bothering with smuggling? If it can grow in Scotland it can grow so much better in Spain. Heck, if you wanted to grow it wild, Spain must be a much easier place to do it than Scotland.
It’s interesting. Spanish smoke-prices are much lower than the UK and yet the UK colony in Gibraltar has lower smoke-prices than Spain. Does this make sense? Does anything these days?
Well, the Gibraltar vendetta is now officially the fault of the smokers. Jews all over the world are saying ‘Oy, at least it’s not us this time.’
Well, unless they smoke, in which case it’s double-whammy time.
(Tomorrow is the last day of the Shifts from Hell. I have already refused to do this one again).