Some rapper (why is it always some kind of musician? Do the decibels rattle their brains or something?) has declared that the Egyptian Vodafone advert is a coded message to terrorists.
He claims that the baubles on the Christmas tree are bombs. Careful when you take yours down – don’t drop any! The tree is apparently giving some sort of secret hand signal even though it has no hands and it’s dead.
What does the message mean? Da Rappa explains –
‘These elements tell us that there will be a big mall and an explosion after a dog fails to find the bomb in a car’, he said.
That’s just crap. It don’t even rhyme. You call that rap? I call it a crime.
Keep the day job, Spider, you ain’t no Icke, and don’t diss phones that you don’t like.
… there would be more but tomorrow is early shift. Feel free to add your own lines to the Paranoid Twat Rap in the comments.