Well, the idiots in government have gone ahead and done it. They have banned smoking in cars with children. It is unenforceable – of course it is, it’s meant to be. Give them a few weeks and they will ‘solve’ this ‘problem’ by banning smoking in all cars. Then they will ban smoking in homes infested with infants. Also unenforceable – so the solution will apply again.
This is based on modern ‘science’ which, in that same day’s paper, also declares that global warming is hiding under the sea, that children conceived on Valentine’s Day are less likely to get multiple sclerosis, and that smoking in America will become extinct – because more teens now use marijuana than tobacco. Um… that’s also smoking. It contains all the same chemicals apart from nicotine – which is the harmless one!
My favourite is in the comments to the story that smoking causes breast cancer. It’s a response to one of the worst-rated comments. He’s right, there is only one way to get a carcinogen from the lungs to the boobs…
Bishop, London, 3 hours ago
Women that smoke are repulsive.
Grandpa Broon, Auchenshoogle, United Kingdom, 2 hours ago
Not nearly half as much as Holier Than Thous. If this were the case, it would mean than carcinogens became blood born and they would be forced to stop taking blood from smokers. The minute that is suggested, I bet they come up with a different result.
Wonderful. If smoking really causes any cancer in any part of the body not directly exposed to the smoke, it must mean that the carcinogens are in the blood. So if you get a blood transfusion from a smoker, you are going to die. That will bear repeating every time smoking gets blamed for something non-respiratory.
The NHS must therefore, with immediate effect, refuse blood donations from anyone who smokes, and from anyone who had so much as a whiff of passive smoke on the way to the clinic. Failure to do this leaves them open to legal action by the recipient of the tainted blood and the case is proved by the NHS’s own propaganda.
I wonder if the Blood of Smoky Death also affects leeches. Since modern medicine has now regressed to the Middle Ages, we might soon find out.
If you have a headache and your doctor suggests ‘trepanning’, decline. It’s not a pill.
There are at least 376 idiots in Wastemonster who believe all of this, you know. I wonder if we can get them to ban blood donations and organ transplants from smokers?