The antijoker – The Ed Miller Band

The real thing is an excellent song that should never be corrupted but we corrupt ones cannot resist, and Moribund makes it so, so easy so…

The Ed Miller Band – The Antijoker

Some people say I’m a spaced out boy
Some call me a gangster and scum
Some people call me Wallace
‘cause I look like a plasticine lump

Voters talk about me wrongly
Say I’m doing it wrong, doing it wrong
But there’s no hurry, no need to worry
‘Cause the twat Cameron’s time is done

But I’m a thicko, I’m a sicko.
I’m a Marxist whacko
I’m just really out of touch
I’m a wanker, not a planker
Just mad-haired and bonkers
My mind is always out to lunch

Power is the thing that I never will see
I really want to be where Brown Gorgon has been
Votey votey, votey votey votey votey all for me
Go on people, then I’ll control all you see

But I’m a thicko, I’m a dicko.
I’m a Marxist whacko
I’m just really out of touch
I’m a wanker, total faker
Just insane and hateful
I only want to hurt someone

(instrumental part punctuated by ‘Harrumph’ and ‘resign’ and various other things that show up in the House of Commons but which would embarrass a primary school playground)

People keep voting against me, voters
They keep doing it wrong
Well it don’t matter don’t matter no it don’t matter voters
‘Cause I have postal votes

Power is the thing that I one day will see
I really want to be where Brown Gorgon has been
Postal votey, postal votey postal votey all for me
Go on people, then I’ll control all you eat

But I’m a plonker, and I’m bonkers.
And I love the bankers
All I offer is more pain
I’m a greenie, watermelon
In reality a felon
It’s all for personal gain

 

Chas C- if it’s of any use it’s all yours matey.

 

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3 thoughts on “The antijoker – The Ed Miller Band

  1. Red Ed’s probably a very nice boy, presentable enough to take home to mum and be interrogated by your rellies without too much embarrassment. But he is rich and that is something the reds can’t deal with. It always makes them feel uncomfortable. Doesn’t go with the socialist mantra of ‘robbing the rich to help the poor’ and they are so sensitive to the accusation of ‘hypocrite’ that they often try too hard and then foul things up.

    Poor things. You have to feel sorry for them.

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    • Looking at the last few days of reporting on Moribund Minor’s activities, he is embarrassment personified!

      He might not be leader at the next election. I hope they pick testicle head instead. That should finish them for good.

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