I see Jimmy Saliva is back in the news. The Revenant Molester was, as I understand it, buried encased in concrete with several tons of stone on top. They rolled away the stone. Shouldn’t have done that… he’s got out.
Anna Raccoon has comprehensively spiked this festival of speaking ill of the dead. The Government are going to give free money to anyone who claims to have been touched up by a yodelling cigar smoker. I never met him but that doesn’t seem to matter. Should I put in a note for some freebies?
This is all reminiscent of ‘we must apologise for slavery’ even though we were the first country to abolish it, and even sent our navy out to stop slave ships. Jimmy Saliva is dead. Stop offering to pay people to defame the dead and they will stop doing it.
Shiny Gary is also back in court over 35-year-old allegations. Maybe he did, maybe he didn’t, he does have form on the matter. It was 35 years ago. Can it possibly be proven now?
Looks to me like another round of ‘everyone is a paedo’ is on the way. The Soviets used to put those they didn’t like into asylums and claim they were mad. The new way is to accuse them of Thinking of the Children. I am very glad I have never worked with anyone under 18. Old students might try to accuse me of seduction. One look at me and the judge will laugh it out of court. I never think of the children. It’s illegal.
Plain packs are on the way. Even though they have been proven to achieve nothing at all beyond making it very hard for any retailer to find the requested pack behind the doors that hide the packs that all look the same (for some reason, the song ‘The Court of King Caractacus’ is in my head now – oh hell, Rolf Harris did that one, they’ll be coming for me next!). I have been using a cigarette case for some years now and the last time I bought a pack of 10 I actually found it hard to get the damn things out. They are so much more accessible in the laid-out style of a neat and fake-image-free smart and cool case.
If you use the ‘make your own’ tubes (not the best quality but the most easily available locally) there isn’t even any branding on the cigs. I am tempted to make my own branding. ‘Stick it up your arse’ fags are one option. I realise how that can be misinterpreted in America but have been drinking so don’t care.
Perhaps I’ll brand them ‘Metastases’, make up a fake plain pack and take it to the Doors of Shame. Then I can watch them search through the doors for a fresh pack of something that does not exist. Don’t have that one? Okay. How about this one. Show them an identical plain pack with ‘Coprophilia’ in little letters. Watch them search again.
I like the image on the sample pack. A child with a mask over its mouth., Good idea. They should all wear them. It’ll shut them up. Teach them that breathing is deadly and there’s your overpopulation problem solved at a stroke. The intelligent ones will survive because the mask will stop them inhaling diesel fumes. Only the stupid will die. I see no downside here.
I had lamb hotpot tonight. Babies are food. With the masks, Soylent Green becomes Silent Green, not a bad thing at all.
Slugs and snails are now eating radish leaves at birth. I know the nematode solution is horrible but I am going to do it anyway. It’s them or my food plants.
Speaking of babies, if you want to have a wank and have it produce something, move to Denmark. Nobody is ugly in Denmark and everyone wants to have your baby.
In Germany it is illegal to reproduce news stories without paying. They are sueing Google over their news summaries. Does this mean that if any German site uses a phrase from this blog, I can sue them back?
Google should take the only sensible option. If even a snippet is illegal then so is the name of the news source. That’s a snippet. Every time it shows up in a search, Google will be liable. So Google must block all German news sources entirely.
Do it, Google. Just damn well do it. Cite their own rules back at them and then get the popcorn out and enjoy the show.
As with all Righteous whining, I say we take them at their literal word and name those who have demanded the restriction.
Let the drones accept it or do something about it. Eventually they will do something about it.
And what they do will be mindless and violent because that is how the Righteous trained them to be.
I say, let’s send Frankenstein’s monster back to its maker.