World War III is going to be a food fight.
Russia has responded to sanctions by saying ‘We don’ need your feelthy Capitalist food anyway‘ and started banning imports.
This will hit the ordinary Russian far harder than their well-fed leaders but since when did the leaders of any country give a damn about the people who pay them? Ours certainly don’t.
It’s all one big game of Risk to them. We’re just the little plastic pieces on the board.
Also on that site is an astonishing revelation – Studies have Shown that if you eat food, you don’t die quite so fast.
No other factors are considered, naturally. It’s only the fruit and veg that keep you alive, forget about any other lifestyle or food choices. Stuff yourself with fermentable fart fodder and you will live forever.
We could bend them over and aim them at the advancing Russian army…