The UK’s first woman Chief Medical Officer, Damn Sally Saveus, has just proved that when it comes to dickheadedness, women are at least the equal of men.
She claims that being a fat woman is as much of a threat to the country as being a terrorist. I’ve known some fat women and I don’t regard them as any threat at all. They don’t tend to move fast and I’ve never seen one explode.
Okay, I’ve seen a few who have taken ‘curves’ to the extreme where they just have the one curve all the way around, and whose skin is almost singing with the tension of holding it all in, but still they don’t terrify me anywhere near as much as a bearded madman with a Semtex waistcoat shouting ‘Ollyolly at the bar’ or whatever it is they scream before becoming mince.
They think they get 72 virgins but they don’t read the small print. Firstly, there is no guarantee that the virgins are female or even human and what you’re supposed to do with them anyway when you arrive as a shrink wrapped Tesco meat counter display is strangely never mentioned.
I think suicide bombers really do get 72 virgins in Heaven. They get 72 shopping gamer boys who live in their mums’ basements and who are looking for something to make lasagne.
Fat people are not suicide bombers. They are carbon sinks who should be rewarded by the Green God’s acolytes for locking up lots of carbon in a form ready to be buried one day.
They are in no way a ‘threat’ to anyone other than an already overworked baker. They are no danger to anyone unless you happen to be in a seat they intend to sit on without first checking it’s clear of thinnies. Even then, most thinnies would suffer no more then the indignity of being peeled out of a large butt crack. It’s not a pleasant image but at least you’d still have all your arms and legs.
Note that Damn Sally is only interested in fat women. Fat blokes can stay fat and die of fatness or of pie deprivation or of whatever counts as a fat-related death these days. Only fat women have to slim down, give up everything they consider fun in life and have healthy babies whether they want them or not. Got to keep the drone supply going.
This is the wench who is in charge of UK medicine. Does anyone still wonder why I avoid the entire medical service as far as possible? It’s a fucking farce. Being overweight should be classed as terrorism now. And there will be medics who will push this line.
We were better off when they had wood masks and rattled gourds at us to drive out evil spirits. It didn’t work but it cost a damn sight less.
And they didn’t tell us to live lives of tedium and misery back then either.