Pie and chips if you’re lucky. It’s tons not tonnes because I’m pre-metric and have that song on vinyl.
So now Experts have Said that we have to be faced with labels saying how much exercise we need to do to burn off what we eat. Not a single mention of resting burn. You have to exercise to burn off every single calorie and then you will die. Either the expert is an idiot or they are trying to kill us all.
I really don’t know which to choose any more.
They are either incredibly stupid or very, very cunning. They want population reduction and have made no secret of it, while claiming to care about your health, and then come out over and over with advice that will kill you.
I can envisage a large chocolate cake with the advice that you will have to run 50 miles to burn it off. Get stuffed. If I eat it all I won’t be able to move for days, but I wasn’t planning to eat it all at once. Probably.
And I only run if something I can’t beat is chasing me.
For the record I am 5’9″ and 13 stone and none of it is fat. I have never counted calories in my life. I eat what Iike (tonight was lamb rogan josh with rice) and smoke and drink and pretty much do as I please. At 56 I am on no medication of any kind. You want to tell me how much exercise I have to do if I have steak and chips? Go ahead and tell me. I won’t do it.
When will these alleged experts find lives of their own, so they don’t have to keep trying to live ours for us?
When will the drones take responsibility for their own lives and stop expecting others to do it for them?
Most of all, when do we get to stop paying for this shit?