North Korea is a little country with a population so impressively oppressed that Socialists want it to happen everywhere. They never seem to notice what Socialism, when it takes power, does with its most vocal supporters on its way to power. Lenin was a big name in the Russian revolution. Stalin later had him airbrushed out of photographs – after he was airbrushed out of life. Even the big names get wiped out. You activists become a liability when they win.
Kim Jong Jingly-Jangly is, let’s face it, madder than a bag of badgers. He’s had his own relatives shot for annoying him (actually, we’ve all had moments when we wish we could do that but we’re not bonkers enough to really do it).
So the news that he has tested a hydrogen bomb is no surprise. Well he says he has one, or rather had one, but I wouldn’t be surprised if he got the seismic effect by ordering his entire population to jump up and down in unison.
North Korea’s only ally, and a reluctant one at that, is China. China are getting more and more pissed off at the Beatle-cut fat boy who takes communism to its final conclusion. At least China can tell its people ‘Could be worse, you could be North Korean’.
China has a border with North Korea, and Russia has a short border with the House of Kim too. Neither of them want hordes of refugees crossing their border. They can’t run into South Korea because Kimmy-boy has a hell of a border there and the South Koreans are quite happy for it to remain intact.
Recently, the Kimminator launched three missiles in the general direction of Japan. Two failed in flight and one detonated at launch. Japan, the general population at least, noticed nothing. Sushi preparation continued as normal.
So if the grinning chubby has a hydrogen bomb, it’s not too alarming because his delivery missiles are Socialist shite and don’t work. If they try to launch one and the H-bomb goes off on the launch pad, I for one will laugh hard enough to need incontinence pants. He’s a threat to America? Really? It’s a big target but a lot of it has nobody living in it.
In WWII the Japanese sent balloon bombs to America. A balloon with a bomb attached, which the prevailing winds would carry over America and the bomb dropped randomly when the balloon burst. Hardly anyone in America even noticed. Huge parts of it are forest or desert and there are places where nobody would notice an asteroid strike, so Kimbo’s idea of firing one of his ‘target – that general direction, sort of’ missiles at America is likely to raise no more than heavy sigh from the American people.
Trump, however, will not stand for it. A Democrat government might have said, as a UK Labour government would. ‘It’s okay, it landed in the desert so no big deal’. Trump is not a politician and that makes him something new. The world doesn’t know what to do with him. Kim Jong Jinglebells still thinks he’s dealing with the Obama administration and he’s pushing against what he thinks are easily cowed Americans. Oh dear.
Another thing that is often overlooked is China’s role in all this. There was an incredible tweet where some snowflake said ‘I’m scared that if North Korea nukes us, Trump will take us to war’ with nary a thought to the point that if someone nukes you, they already started the war.
China does not want a nuclear war. China doesn’t want war with the West at all. They’re doing very well financially through trade with us and they don’t want that messed up. Russia doesn’t want a war either. Putin is happy sitting back with popcorn watching us destroy ourselves. He doesn’t need to do a thing.
If Kim Jing Jong Hurdy Gurdy really attacks America, I think that country will be gone before America arrives. China is most likely to annex it and make it part of China. I think Russia would see it as too much bother and would be happy to let China have it.
It would be a hell of an improvement in the lives of most North Koreans if China took it. They’d fight American or Russian invasion but they’d be okay, I think, with Chinese rule.
I hope Trump has the sense to let China deal with it. DPRK would become part of China, South Korea would be Korea, and there would be no need for nukes. Most of the DPRK people would welcome China anyway, it’s a lot better than what they have now and not too far from what they are used to, just less oppressive.
So, the world is pretending to be scared of a mouse of a country led by a muppet with an appetite and no forward thinking. Kim the Hutt cannot win if he starts a fight, he has the three biggest countries staring him down.
If he fires one missile, his country is gone. So the real question is…
How mad is he?