I quite liked Jacob Rees-Mogg. He talks sense, he looks and sounds the very epitome of reserved English calm and he would be a Prime Monster in the old style, the very old style.
He has said he doesn’t want the job. I suspect he might get it anyway if it comes down to a choice between him and Bulky Boris the Shouty Clown. We really don’t need a Prime Monster with attitude. We would be better off with one who can keep his head in the face of toddler tantrums from the highly strung leaders of certain countries.
However, I have had to revise my opinion in recent days. I had not thought to give Jacob Rees-Mogg an insulting nickname before but he’s earned one now.
Oh he still talks sense. Tessie ‘Jackboots’ Maybe is a disastrous Prime Monster to rival the monochrome world of John Major and even the Brown Gorgon himself. She was utterly useless as Home Secretary and nothing has changed. Her thuggery at forcing compliance from her Cabinet Monsters is, well, just embarassing.
I can’t do anything about it. I am not a member of the Conservative party. I am not a member of anything at the moment. Oh I used to be a member of the N gauge society, and the Frog Society in my college days. I still have the badge. Later I joined the Painless Cyder and Ludo Club, but my memory on that one is a bit hazy. I might still be a member, I’m not sure and I doubt any of the other members are either. I’ve never joined a political party and probably never will. I have never found one I agree with on every point.
Boris the Clown and Jacked-up Greasy Moggie could do something about it. They are far more popular than Tessie Maybe (Yeah, Tessie, Boris is more popular than you, how long will it take to live that one down?) and they could have been moving to get the stupid cow out of the way. She clearly has absolutely no idea what she is doing and she is going to turn this country into a slave colony for the EU. Not an exaggeration. We would pay loads of money and do as we are told. That is exactly what this ridiculous harridan has planned for us.
Yet all I am hearing from the Greasy Moggie is words. No action. Is the calm and stoic Jacob just another talking head? Talk and talk and no action? It’s starting to look like it.
So we have to endure our Prime Monster, the representative of our country and its people, jiggling her bony arse to Abba’s ‘Dancing Queen’ when she comes on stage at possibly the last Tory party conference ever. There might not be one after the next election. If Jerry Cordite wins it, we are going to blame the Tories. Jerry and the Marxist Collective cannot win unless Tessie manages to direct the Tories into oblivion. She’s well on the way to doing that and all we see the other Tories doing is talking about it. It seems they embrace oblivion.
I really don’t want a Cordite government but it looks like the country has to go through another Harold Wilson phase about now. Only this time it will be more like Kruschev. Your Prime Monster will be on TV smoking cigars while you roll the ends of your last five roll-ups into a thin tar cigar and you will cheer at his tractor production statistics. Oh they will. People are malleable things.
If you don’t cheer loud enough, you will be deemed mentally deficient and put away for your own good. What those in the Collective never realise is… the Collective cares nothing for the individual. When you are useful you are adored. When you are no longer useful, you are erased.
It’s happened so many times you’d think they would have noticed but “it’ll never happen to me”. It comes as a shock to everyone affected but every drone believes they are immune.
I digress, as usual.
There is currently nothing to vote for in the UK. The Comnservative party is nothing of the kind, it’s a left wing authoritarian group getting closer to fascist every day and their MPs moan about it but just let it happen. Labour’s original ideals are long gone to the point where putting Neil Kinnock back in the driving seat would be an improvement. As for the Lib Dems… well, Clegg finished them off very effectively and he’s now on his way to shut down Facebook.
Who is there to vote for? In Scotland we have te SNP who have imposed an extra income tax so we all have less money to pay for the minimum-priced booze. I can’t vote for them either. All parties now seem determined to take all the money from all of us and use it to give out free money to those they deem worthy. That’s unlikely to be me and if you’re reading this sort of thing, it’s not likely to be you either.
Recently, crime figures were trumpeted to declare that thousands upon thousands of ‘hate crimes’ have been prosecuted. The number goes up all the time. Because there is so much hate out there? No. It’s because the definition of ‘hate crime’ gets wider and wider and they’re not finished yet. Soon blog posts like this will be illegal.
It can be fixed. It requires a return to a proper government but we haven’t had one of those for a long time. It’s been a rubber-stamp office for directives from Brussels since John Major’s time. All they have left to do, all they now have the power to do, is make up silly, petty laws and obsess about how much we smoke, drink and eat.
It needs someone in charge with a level head and common sense. Boris has common sense, but I’m not so sure about the level head. Jacob Rees-Mogg has both, but he could turn into Chancellor Sutler if he took the job. He might realise that himself, maybe that’s why he doesn’t want it.
The only thing we, the public, can do, is vote them out – but who do we replace them with? They don’t get voted out if nobody turns up to vote. They only need one vote to win. Yet, the opposition is no better.
What I’d like to see is everyone voting for an independent candidate. Parliament would collapse, of course, since no two of them would agree on anything – and who gets to be Prime Monster when everyone else is in opposition? The whole farce would come crashing down.
Maybe that’s what needs to happen. Maybe this government can’t be fixed until it’s forced to collapse. Then, perhaps, it can be rebuilt into something sensible at last.
It can’t continue as it is or it’s inevitably going to lead to civil unrest. Labour will not fix it, they will make it worse because Cordite has surrounded himself with idiots and thugs. Tessie Maybe will not fix it, she is adept at making things worse and the longer she is there, the worse it will get.
The rest of the Conservative party are muttering and complaining. They know what disaster awaits them at the polls. Yet they are not doing anything about it. Just talking. Getting rid of a Conservative leader isn’t hard – look at what they did to Thatcher.
Come on, Tories – and especially you, Boris and Jacob. You’ve been talking about this mess for a long time now. Enough talk.
It’s time to do something.