The Porn Pass

So, Tessie ‘Jackboots’ May continues her Home Orifice desire to control the internet. If you believe all she wants to block is porn I can probably get you a bargain price on China.

Tommy Robinson will be first. They really hate that guy. Smoker blogs will vanish. Irreverent piss takers like me will vanish. Unless, of course, you use a VPN or a proxy server outside the EU. Something you already need if you want to read a lot of American newspapers and other sites which don’t comply with EU internet control through their daft ‘user permissions’ rules.

They just don’t get it, do they? There is already the Underweb which runs on the same wires as the open Internet and can be hard to find if you don’t know where to look. This is just going to drive more people onto it and it’s seriously dark down there. Hardcore porn is nothing compared to what’s down in electric Hell.

We’re going to have internet censorship that will make North Korea blush. Getitng around it… well, if you want to look at the news outside the EU bubble you already have the means to do that. It’s not hard. Ask the Chinese, they’ve become quite expert at it.

As for this idea of uploading my passport to the internet… no. Just no. It is the most stupid thing you can do after putting a picture of both sides of your shiny new credit card on Farcebok. I know someone has done that, CStM told me about it. And now the government wants you to do it. I will only do it if my passport photo has orgasm-face on it. Currently it has the usual ‘Is this bloody photo thing working at all?’ face. Just like everyone else’s.

The useful idiots of the anti-porn mob have done well. They will be rewarded by being marched off last to the gulags. Oh you think it was all a great idea? Well, they did too and now they don’t need you any more. Bye. Break a rock for me while you’re there.

I have a story called ‘Pandora’s Lost Luggage’ in the upcoming Underdog Anthology 8 that might make a few people think – those that are still capable of it – and it’s almost, but not quite, not based on reality. As always, it has details you can look up 😉

Oh I give up on the human race. You’re all going to die of being wrong and you’ll delight in it. The Grand Solar Minimum, which nobody believes is happening, has already started. Moving the population of Africa into the North so the glaciers can roll over them too will go a long way to helping that depopulation agenda. It’ll catch those who haven’t yet been stabbed.

Anyway, I have been remiss in answering emails and comments lately. Appy polly logies. I had to finish that story so I could concentrate on editing the ones for the next anthology – now consisting of twelve stories and eight authors and there could be more. Quite a mix of themes this time too.

I have a Freddo themed free book competition in mind, now that Tom (Fat Kirk) Watson has delighted in the banning of advertising of a tiny chocolate frog.

Soon…

11 thoughts on “The Porn Pass

  1. Somewhere and MI5 operative is crying into his beer. What’s the other way to get at Loch without an adult pass? VPNs which terminate in a non-uk country. which means that the UK is going to be overrun with VPN connections which used to indicate a businessman, paranoid or criminal but now merely signify one-handed typist. In other words, a valuable load of intercept intelligence destroyed because a politician decided to be extra-stupid.

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    • Not just the one-handed typist either. We’ll all need them to access anything ‘disapproved of’ by whichever government is in charge.

      MI5 might as well give up. There’ll hardly be a UK IP address left.

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  2. Not so sure about ‘Tommy Robinson’. Controlled opposition, I would say. Can you imagine you or me or Frank Davis getting so much (indeed, any) mainstream media coverage? Or get an invitation to speak at the Oxford Union?

    No, when you are a bad boy by going against the grain, like when those gents of our childhood, David Bellamy and Johnny Ball, expressed doubts about manmade global warming, they were packed off and basically never heard of again. That’s what happens to real threats, or they get bumped off like Dr David Kelly.

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    • Like him or loathe him (I have no strong feelings either way) he is being made an example of. Speak out against the established order and they’ll make your life miserable. Just as the UK, with the full compliance of most of our MPs, is being made an example for those other countries who might consider leaving the EU.

      David Bellamy and Johnny Ball were easily silenced. Tommy Robinson (NHRN) cannot be so quietly disposed of, so he has to be tormented into silence. As an example to anyone else who might want to say ‘Hang on, I don’t like this’. They can’t make him a martyr now.

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    • TOR and the Underweb are going to get a lot of traffic. People innocently thinking they are bypassing a silly rule are going to be exposed to the really dark side of life, down in the depths of that stuff. They really haven’t given this any thought at all.

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  3. The glaciers are coming, so time to move south, Leggy?
    Once most Africans have arrived in the UK, Rhodesia (or whatever some locals renamed it) should be, once again, a great place to farm. With the impending global cooling, the climate will be pleasant, not too warm, not too rainy, so we Whiteys could introduce the concepts of farming again to the few remaining autochthons.

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      • Last summer, Theresa May pledged £200 million of taxpayers’ money for contraception and abortion in Africa.

        This probably pales into insignificance compared to what the ‘Foundations’ have been spending. The Clintons have been in partnership with Planned Parenthood and Marie Stopes, but what else would you expect from America’s best-loved criminal couple?

        They have been in receipt of huge amounts of taxpayers’ money and not just Americans’ dosh. Canada’s donating $20 million.for reproductive health (i.e. dead babies and sterile relationships) in Nigeria.

        It’s a huge scam. Margaret Sanger concentrated her clinics in poor/black neignourhoods and now her organisation is global, like Marie Stopes’s, and engaged in population control/eugenics paid for by Western taxpayers under the guise of humanitarian aid and human rights.

        The only good news is that the Clintons have lost most of their donations since Hilary lost the election. Not that people were trying to buy favours before. Oh no. That’s a lousy accusation.

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        • I never had strong feelings about abortion either way – I was just glad I never had to be involved in any decision like that.

          But these late term abortions are horrifying, and finding out that they sell the dead babies for profit was shocking. People get all up in arms about lab rats but don’t seem to care about human babies.

          It’s part of why I live so far out of town now. People are disgusting.

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          • I have to admit to being somewhat envious of your location, although not in winter!

            It is also remarkable how many human beings are more concerned about animals than people. Decades of conditioning that people are a disease destroying the earth, I suppose.

            I never had strong feelings about abortion either way – I was just glad I never had to be involved in any decision like that.

            Sounds like you might have strong feelings? And, presumably, like me, glad you were born before David Steel’s Act of 1967. I expect there is a special ring of Hell reserved for him. I actually hope not, but he shouldn’t be surprised if he is tormented by the souls of the nine million people killed by his Act of Parliament.

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