Voter ID

There has been much bluster and babbling over the idea that we should have to prove who we are when we vote. ‘It will prevent many people from voting! Those who have no voter ID will be excluded!’

Actually I had a simpler idea. We are all sent a voting card. Put a dotted line down the middle and mark one half ‘To be retained by voter’ and the other ‘To be retained by poll station staff’. When you vote, one half of the card is yours to keep, the other half goes in a box at the polling station. That card cannot be used again. You cannot hand it to someone else and even the dodgiest of polling staff cannot make use of half a card.

It even works with postal votes. You include the relevant half of the card with your postal vote. No half-card, the vote doesn’t count. No photo ID necessary.

Amazon have a new thing for deliveries. It has long been necessary to sign for any package containing whisky (I know there are other types of alcohol but those are irrelevant) and more recently, to sign for anything sharp – from a cleaver to a craft knife. This allows the delivery person to show they have seen you and determined that you look to be over the relevant age limit for those things.

Well, it seems one Amazon delivery driver once thought an under-18 was over 18. So, if you order any of the age-limited items from Amazon now, you have to sign and show photo ID. Yes, you have to prove who you are in your own home. Even a wizened old curmudgeon like me. It’s an irritant but I have a driving licence and passport so it’s a minor and somewhat amusing bit of silliness. Not so funny for the Amazon drivers. Instead of just ‘sign here please’ they now have to wait for every householder to go hunting for a photo ID and if they don’t have one or can’t find it, well… they aren’t allowed to hand it over and will probably have to try again tomorrow. The wasted time must be enormous.

Where are the howls of ‘But Uncle Bob doesn’t have photo ID. How will he be able to order vodka and machetes from Amazon?’ The silence is deafening.

If you miss a signed-for delivery from the Post Office, you have to go to the depot to get it. You will need to show ID. Not necessarily photo ID, not yet. Still, you have to show ID. If you are picking it up for someone else you have to have proof of their ID.

Want to open a bank account? You need ID. Want to claim benefits? Show your ID. You cannot function in this country without some form of ID and if you want to leave it, you need a passport.

That has nothing to do with Brexit. I have seen the wailing and rending of cloth of those whose ‘fathers came to this country and will not be able to leave because they never had a passport’. How did they get in then? The UK has never been in Schengen. You have always needed a passport to get in and out. It’s the only legitimate way.

Unless you are prepared to drift across the Channel in a dinghy or cling to the bottom of a truck load of frozen pizza. Those seem to be legitimate ways too, these days.

The funniest part of it all was when Labour, who cry the loudest for Votes for People Who Aren’t Real, had a conference that nobody could get into without showing ID.

You need to show ID for almost every move you make, certainly for every interaction with authority and increasingly for interactions with shops and deliveries. Why not with something as important as deciding who’s going to run the country?

As I said above, everyone is sent a voting card. Currently you don’t even have to take it to the polling station with you. It’s a waste of card, ink and postage. Why not make use of it? Use it as the voter ID and the problem is solved.

Who’s going to object? The usual suspects of course.

And we all know why.

16 thoughts on “Voter ID

  1. In Norway, widely believed to be a very liberal place, everyone has an identity number. it is based on your date of birth. To that is added a further five numbers giving eleven in all. Without this you cannot open a bank account, rent accommodation, get a TV licence, interact with the welfare system or register for a GP. It is printed on your bank card along with a photo. Your bank card then serves as an ID card for most purposes and will even let you travel between scandinavian countries without a passport.
    The birth number is not a lot different, in principle, to your national insurance number in the UK.
    I admit I found it a bit odd when we first came here, but it is really convenient when dealing with any kind of officaldom from claiming benefits to house purchase. Just what is about being able to rapidly and easily identify yourself that some people in the UK object to?

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      • So you have no fixed address, no telephone number, no national insurance number, no bank account and no job. Great, if it works for you fill yer boots. Being invisible and anonymous doesn’t work for most people who at some point will need health care, a driving licence or want to travel.

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      • A card can’t do that. Your phone can 😉

        I buy most whisky and tobacco with cash. I don’t want the credit card companies highlighting me to the Morality Police.

        And I don’t have an Alexa or any other listening device in my home. Are they ‘awlays on’? They have to be. If they weren’t, they couldn’t respond when you talk to them.

        But my driving licence has my photo on it, just like MarieC’s bank card, and it’s useful as photo ID. As is my passport. I can’t be auto-tracked through either of them.

        It’s my phone I have to be careful of…

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  2. The 2-part card idea has a flaw. A number of the dodgy postal votes are from people that don’t even exist, with multiple names at single addresses with no checks to prove they even exist, let alone live there. Even your card system can be abused in that case. It also still allows the votes from people to be collected and sent en-masse for a single candidate without the consent of the card holder.

    There needs to be a hard-line response to this issue. Simply, the person cannot vote without ID.

    Voting tends to be taken less seriously than a lot of things as you’ve pointed out. But it is a very serious responsibility, to cast your vote for your representative. It should have a serious level of security surrounding it.

    Anyone that wants to vote is quite welcome to apply for a provisional photo ID licence, just as young kids do exactly the same to get alcohol from a supermarket.

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  3. Very good idea. As you say, it’s not even necessary to bring the card with you. Just turn up and tell them your name. It’s absurd that election fraud is easier than buying a bottle of beer under-age.

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