(I’ll get to the competition over the weekend. Still nobody has both songs but some have two)
I don’t mean the superhero here. I’m talking about Mad Wanksock. It’s been clear for some time that he’s going to be the fall guy.
Well, he has been caught on video in a badly-acted Carry On Film in his office. Would they have CCTV on the door to his office? They are likely to have a camera on every office door in case of theft – but they are more likely to be on the outside. Nevertheless, the internet is full of ‘Shagger Hancock’ stories and really it means nothing.
Yes, he broke the rules he made for the rest of us. Ah, but Boris did that at the G7 meeting and it only caused murmurs of dissent. King-in-Waiting Jug Ears McGreendope and his plummy chummies did the same at Ascot and there was no more than a grumble. Then the government decided that ‘important people’ (aka football yobs in suits) were not to be subjected to prole quarantine. Hardly a murmur.
So Hancock broke the same rules his boss ignored totally and we expect Boris to sack him? Yeah, Boris isn’t exactly coming from any kind of moral high ground here. Boris can’t sack him for breaking the rules unless he also sacks himself. He’ll cave to ‘pressure from the party’ over the weekend and either Mad Hancock will resign and take the quick way out before the vaxshit really hits the fan, or Boris will insist ‘his hand was forced’.
Still, the internet that played down the total lack of covid rules at the G7, at Ascot and the football ‘impotent people’ is now going ballistic over Mad Hancock’s attempt at the opening to a cheap 1970s porn film. It is a distraction.
So what else came out today?
Well, the report on mass gatherings came out. 28 ‘cases’ (positive tests) of Covid out of gatherings of around 50,000 people. So mass gatherings are of no consequence.
The shortage of HGV drivers is because the government has stopped driving tests for new HGV drivers for over a year. There is a 4000 test backlog.
Car insurance companies announced that if you have an accident because you had a vaccine reaction while driving, you’re not covered.
Accident and emergency rooms are being overwhelmed. GPs are closed so nobody can go anywhere else. The latest ‘covid symptoms’ are those of a cold or hay fever so anyone with the sniffles thinks they’re about to die, and… vaccine reactions. The ‘rare events’ that are currently swamping hospitals.
All of this, and more, vanished under a torrent of Mad Hancock and his dalliances. Which are of no consequence. Yes, he broke his own rules but then so did Boris recently and so did the posh buggers at Ascot and so did the government when it swept aside expensive quarantine for ‘important people’ but hey, let’s concentrate on a sad loser who doesn’t know how to open a low budget porno.
I think he’ll be gone by Monday but don’t cheer yet. Boris will replace him with someone worse. Someone who has declared there will be no vaccine passports and who will demand compulsory vaccination for all, including children. Also certification of vaccination rather than a vaccine passport because the drones won’t understand it’s the same thing.
I think it’ll be the current ‘vaccines minister’, Noddy Zowiewowie or whatever he’s called. I really don’t care any more, they are just drones now and none of them have grasped one important detail.
When the One World Government takes over, it can only do this by ‘saving us’ from our current rogue governments. Many people would genuinely welcome them as saviours now. So, the current governments would no longer be required.
Do you remember what every communist regime, ever, did with those it no longer required?
Well, do you, Boris?