Insularnet

Today it is possible to be globally connected within a narrow bubble-like mindset. A recent departure from Google’s workplace has this take on it. (h/t @RooBeeDoo1 on Twitter).

In the days before widespread internet, we all knew one or two who believed the moon landings were faked, that the new Ice Age was imminent (caused by rising CO2, incidentally), who believed Russia was behind everything bad that happened and that the Earth is flat.

I never met anyone who believed the Earth is flat but all the others, yes. They were harmless. They were entitled to their opinions of course, nobody would force them to change their minds and mostly, the ideas they had were at least entertaining. A diversion from football in the pub chatter.

Now, those ideas are dangerous. All those individual tinfoil hatters have formed, across the Internet, into large groups. Mostly composed of idiots manipulated by a few smart ones with an agenda, they have formed an army of Pub Nutters and they have assumed quasi-religious status.

I recently tried to talk to a few Climatologists on Twitter. They had reached the point where they claimed anyone who does not believe in climate change is an idiot. I interjected at that point, suggesting that the opposite of ‘believer’ is ‘heretic’.

The Cult of the Green God did not approve of the terminology. I said I wasn’t in this fight, they said the only way I could not be in this fight was if I had another planet to go to. More than once in recent years I have wished for just that.

So, the summary is, if I don’t join the ranks of Believers in Climate Change, the Green God will visit Armageddon on us all.

And still they object to this being called a religion.

I gave up when someone pointed me to the ‘facts’ presented by the IPCC. The argument had gone full circle and it was time to step off. It had reached the point in religious arguments where someone says ‘It’s in the Bible/Quran/Torah therefore it is unquestionable.’ You must believe because It Is Written. Not a religion? Really?

The IPCC depends for its funding on the existence of man-made climate change. If they were faced with proof that we have nothing to do with it, that it’s just the same old climate change the planet has always had, the IPCC would all be out of a job. The same is true of many Climatologists now – they have moved from benignly watching it get warmer and cooler to being utterly dependent on man-made chemical death for funding. Admit we aren’t actually responsible and they go back to tapping the barometer and noting the readings. So, would they say ‘Okay, we’ll all pack up’ or would they set their drones to silence the dissent? Give it a little thought, if you need to.

I was presented with arguments including a conflation with being a gravity denier. Gravity is self-evidently real and needs no proof. As someone who was once stuck beneath a heavy rhubarb and who has fallen off a great many things, I am assured of the reality of gravity. The reality of one thing does not prove the reality of another thing. Anyone with the most basic understanding of science would realise that.

Climate heretics are compared to ‘flat-earthers’. Refusal to believe one thing does not automatically indicate belief in another thing. I do not believe in God. That does not mean I worship Satan. Anyone with the most basic understanding of science would realise that.

I don’t believe in Satan either. I have seen and experienced things I cannot prove but I have not seen evidence of any God or Satan in charge of those things. I’ll keep my own counsel on those things until I have solid evidence for them, I get enough derisory comments from those art students who think they know about science as it is. That’s actual science by the way – I don’t want you to ‘believe’, I want to show you data that supports what I say. I do not yet have that data so I keep quiet about it.

As for flat earthers, show me pictures of the edge of the world, explain the lunar eclipse and time zones and seasons and we’ll talk. Until then, I’ll stick with the oblate spheroid with a tilted axis theory. It works for me.

I do not, and will not, simply ‘believe’ anything. There are things I don’t care about enough to investigate myself and many things I’d like to delve deeper into but don’t have time. Just telling me ‘it’s true, believe it or you’ll be damned’ gets you classified as a religion and we’re done. You have not won the argument. I have simply withdrawn from the fray and will leave you to your beliefs. You win the argument when you convince me you’re right and ‘Believe!’ will never do that.

Another thing that makes me give up on you as a waste of arguing breath is ‘the science is settled’ and ‘there is no meaningful debate to be had’. Those statements do not belong to science. They belong to religion. Once you have writings that nobody is allowed to question, you are a religion. Science has no unquestionable data. None. Not even gravity.

Oh we know gravity is there but we still don’t have a definite mechanism for it. Gravitons? Electromagnetics? Angels on our shoulders holding us down? Even something as self-evident as gravity leaves Science with plenty to argue about. Science is never settled.

If a subject area is completely explained and nobody can refute it, then it’s done and we move on to the next. This is not true of… anything yet. Science once had the atom as the smallest indivisible particle of matter. Well that soon changed, and the particles we know about now are still being investigated. They might turn out to be made of smaller bits. Nothing and nobody is science has yet managed to escape debate. Not even Einstein.

You say your science is unquestionable, you are claiming to be smarter than Einstein. I don’t claim to be that smart and I have the hair. Yeah, I should get to a barber before I start looking like Gandalf… but I digress.

We have an army of Green God Cultists predicting Armageddon unless we protect the environment by mining neodymium for magnets to put into vast steel windmills with miles of copper wire inside to protect the environment from industrialisation… yeah, sounds rather like starting three major religions based on the invisible voice that told Abraham to cut the end of his knob off then kill his son. Sorry, religion, but that is how it looks from the outside.

Actually that’s unfair. Most religions don’t advocate doing this to the planet in order to save it. That’s just for the windmill magnets, we won’t go into all that steel and copper wire production, nor the diesel used by the transport and maintenance trucks, and let’s not mention the hundreds of tons of concrete under each and every oversized lawn ornament pretending to save the environment out there…

Climatology is a religion but it’s a religion with a purpose.The dopes who believe in it won’t see that and they’ll laugh it off and call me heretic – or rather the modern variant, ‘denier’. They’ll call me a flat earther and a gravity denier and an idiot while they march to their doom. I have no problem with any of that. You march on, folks. I’ll wait here with beer and a bacon sandwich and watch you march away.

The insularnet is working exceptionally well. The thing we thought brings us all together is the thing that most effectively separates us into insular groups.The Climatologists have no truck with Population Control and no interest in Immigration Insanity and will distance themselves from the Anti-Sex League who will not mingle with Health Police nor with Political Correctness…

…but they, and more, are all facets of one thing. Facets kept separate, specific, isolated on the global net and easily controlled. If they saw the whole thing they’d refuse to take part. Well, a few jackboot-lovers would still take part but mostly, no. You know, the Righteous have learned a lot from their repeated slapdowns over the centuries. This time they intend full control by a series of backdoors. They hope to open them all at once, before any one group realises what is happening.

I’m not going to say any more at this stage. I want you all to break your own bubbles and see who’s been blowing them. Hint: It’s not lizard people. It’s humans. Not very nice humans but they don’t have scales and rarely eat insects.

I have sometimes wondered if Rolf Harris was brought down not because of some insidious political agenda but because of one line he kept repeating. A line that had to be removed from broadcast, a line that might get people to think things they should not be thinking. A line based on an incomplete picture made of a few brush strokes with the rest yet to fit in.

Can you see what it is yet?

 

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The winds of change

Things are changing fast now. Newspaper columns are now coming out with a lot of anti-anti-smoking stuff that would never have made it into print even a few short months ago. But there’s a more serious wind changing. A very dangerous one indeed.

This particular wind has done a complete about-face in the last week or so. It switched from its prevailing direction, which it has held for many years, very abruptly indeed. It’s now blowing in the opposite direction – not as fast yet but it’s picking up speed.

In the UK, a Sikh group has called for the paedo rape gangs to not be labelled ‘Asian’. That term includes Sikhs, Hindus and other people who have had absolutely nothing at all to do with the organised paedo gangs. So the Sikhs are saying ‘call these bastards what they really are and stop lumping us in with them‘.

Quite right too, but why didn’t they say this before? Oh, it seems they did…

“One of the demands in the Sikh Manifesto that we published a year ago before the General Election was that the government should encourage public bodies and the media to abandon the use of the term ‘Asian’ when describing perpetrators for reasons of political correctness.

“If the four men that have been found guilty and carried out the abuse were Pakistani Muslims, this is how they should be described and not called Asian.”

A year ago. Nobody reported that at the time, as far as I remember. They’re reporting it now.

It’s also been mentioned on Twitter that most of these ‘refugees’ are men of fighting age. Not elderly, not children, fighting age men. And they have been allowed to run riot without any let or hindrance. I’ve often wondered why that is. I mean, what does it achieve other than to rile up the native population? Then, when the politicians refuse to acknowledge there is any kind of problem, people get even more enraged. It seems, on the surface, a very stupid way to run a world.

It’s not though.

In America, the state of Montana has absolutely outlawed any kind of implementation of Sharia law. They’ve been allowing it up to now but all of a sudden, it’s all stopped.

Not a rollback. Not ‘well you can have this one but the serious stuff is for our courts’. Nope. All of it, stopped, all at once. Muslims are furious, even though I warned them this was coming repeatedly over the years. It’s shitstorm time, boys. Those are just two examples, not an exhaustive list. Bill Gates has told the EU their ‘let them all in’ policy is a disaster and the UN have admitted that unlimited immigration is idiotic. There are more and there will be more tomorrow. The wind gains strength daily.

I told you, Muslims, why they made you the favoured ones all this time. You were being set up and you were so arrogant that you walked right into it. You behaved exactly as you were meant to behave. Well, I have no sympathy. Blowing up kids in Manchester lost the last of my sympathy. But hey, you still have your Lefty loons and double-digit IQ celebs looking out for you. So all is not lost, at least for another week or so.

Labour are in a blind panic over the Grenfell inquiry. They have done everything they can to discredit the judge appointed to head it – Chukkus Yermoney has even said the judge is too white, too posh and too male for the job. How pathetic a reason is that? Thing is, he and the rest of Labour know what he’s going to find in there but too late, guys. He’s meant to find it. He always was meant to find it.

When he does, that changing wind is going to pick up a hell of a lot more speed.

All you lefties, all you apologists, all you Muslims, all of you have been following a plan that has nothing to do with Socialism. You have all been players in a much grander scheme than anything you could ever have dreamed up yourselves. Suckers.

And now you can’t stop it. Well, you could, but you branded me ‘racist-nazi-bigot’ after the first paragraph or two and aren’t likely to still be reading. You’ll be on Twitter whining about me by now. Anyway, you won’t be interested in trying. You can’t change your ways now. You’re too set in your indoctrination.

So the game has to play out to the bitter end. It will be very bitter indeed. It won’t be the UK, it won’t be Montana. it’ll be global. Canada’s PM has played his part in stoking the fire that’s coming and the changing wind will fan the flames.

You’ll call me names. You’ll threaten to contact my employer (hint: it’s me). You’ll threaten to have my benefits withdrawn (hint: I don’t get any and never have). You’ll disparage my books and the books I publish even though none of them are political. You’ll scream and threaten in your tantrum of impotent rage but that won’t change anything. The Plan will continue and you will not even try to stop it… and you lot are the only ones who could.

I didn’t do any of this. I just saw it coming. So call me all the names you want, issue all the threats you want, just don’t say I didn’t warn you it was coming.

Ten years ago.

 

 

 

No more

I have been a defender of ordinary Muslims. Not the terrorist ones, they can die a slow death and I’ll watch with popcorn. No, the ordinary people who just happen to worship an old Persian moon god. They’re fine with me. Waste time worshiping the supernatural if you like, it doesn’t care anyway.

I have often said that the Islamic terrorists don’t represent all Muslims any more than the IRA represented all the Irish. I have said that, over and over.

No more.

The attack on the pop concert in Manchester is the last straw for this particular camel’s back. A deliberate attack targeting children and young people who have never attacked any Islamic country and who probably, due to educational indoctrination, would have supported their cause.

Muslims kill children. Yes, Muslims, you do. You ‘honour’ kill your own children for stepping out of line. Where is the honour in that? It’s the most evil, disgusting thing a parent can do and you call it ‘honour’. It’s so sick it’s beyond any horror story I’d ever write.

Muslims rape children while killing gay people. It’s allowed and indeed prescribed in their holy book. Yes, Muslims, you do that. You can shag a baby up the arse and then go and throw gay men off a building to watch them splatter on the ground and you can feel all holy and righteous about it. Doesn’t that just fill you with God’s pride and holiness?

No more.

The BBC and most of the news pretend it’s a random attack. It is not a random attack. It is Islam again. targeting the unarmed and defenceless as usual. They don’t have the courage to go after politicians or armed soldiers. They attack the children.

There are worse than Islam out there. The apologists. The ones who demand we smoke in the middle of a field for  ‘the cheeldren’. It seems ‘the cheeeldren’ are expendable when it comes to defending a murderous religion they want to import. Hell, Islam could not have killed all those young innocents without the help of the BBC and its idiot PC pals. It would have been wiped out of this country long before now.

This attack is not something we should get used to. This attack should be the last. The final straw.

No more.

I have defended ordinary Muslims in the past. I will never defend them again. The radical arm cannot be reasoned with nor bargained with. This is it. This is the beginning of the end.

Islam, you have to stop this. Nobody else can other than by killing you all and turning every country you hold into radioactive ash. We can do that, you know. Look at our history and know that you have pushed too far.

Nobody outside Islam can stop it. It has to come from within. If you don’t want to stop it then you support it. Don’t pretend to be surprised at what happens next.

Until Islam openly disowns the shitty parts, until the Imams preach peace instead of death, I have no more support for any Muslim anywhere. You can all go to Hell now. I don’t care to support anything about you any more.

I will support none of you now. Not one.

No more.

Bombs

Now there’s a title that should boost my stats. Hello, all you secret service people. And hello to all you nutters looking for instructions on how to make bombs. I’m afraid you’re all looking in the wrong place.

The USA has just dropped one hell of a big bomb on an ISIS cave and tunnel system in Afghanistan. This particular bomb is designed to penetrate the ground and explode underneath, in the tunnels.

“What it does is basically suck out all of the oxygen and lights the air on fire,” said Bill Roggio

Well no. If it’s sucked out all the oxygen it can’t set the air afire. Setting the air afire would remove all the oxygen but the order of events is important to us insufferable pedants.

That, however, is the point of it. The blast is huge and will cause a lot of damage but its effects will extend beyond the actual blast area because it’s being funnelled along a system of tunnels. Nobody could outrun it and even if you managed to get into a side room and escape the flames, when the flames pass there’s no oxygen in the tunnel.

It’s very nasty. Being away from the blast centre is a worse way to die than being hit by the blast. The hand-wringers are out in force, as you’d expect, claiming this is an inhuman use of weaponry on ‘innocent people’.

Let’s step back from the emotions for a moment and realise that these ‘innocent people’ have been killing civilians in almost every country on the planet for years now. They don’t target fighting soldiers or politicians. No, they blow up railway stations, fly planes into office buildings and drive trucks into shoppers. They attack people who are no threat to them at all.

And the same hand-wringers always defend their actions.

So now the US has said ‘You want bombs? We’ll show you a fucking bomb’. I fall short of actual applause because it’s still killing people even if they deserve it, but I will not defend ISIS.

It is impossible to reason with zealots of any type, and ISIS are definitely zealots. It’s their way or death, that’s the choice they offer and they will not consider any kind of compromise.

It’s really not an Islam thing. It’s a zealot thing. Our tobacco control, booze control, salt control etc zealots would, if they could, bomb smoking shelters, off-licences and burger bars. They actually went so far as to create a video game where a sniper picked off smokers in the street. That’s just one step from becoming an ASH version of ISIS.

Like ISIS, ASH and other zealots have their supporters who cheer on their zealotry without actually taking part. If those supporters ever thought there would be retaliation and it would be aimed at them, they’d evaporate faster than a fart in a wind tunnel. That is something to consider if you are an ISIS supporter. Trump isn’t pissing about like all the other Western leaders. He’s not going to stop at one big bomb. He’ll go for the support base soon, if he hasn’t already started.

That’s just the way real wars work – where the people you are killing are killing you back. Real war is coming to your home town, wherever you live. You think you’re safe? Read up on your history, about what America did with the Japanese living in America during that war. It is going to happen again, you can bet on it.

So, in the total absence of any kind of compromise with ISIS, there really is no choice but to go all Crocodile Dundee on them. ‘That’s not a bomb. THIS is a bomb’.

Will it stop them? Well, the devastation caused by two nuclear bombs on Japan stopped that war at once, but then the Japanese are an intelligent and reasonable people. ISIS are not.

[One possibility, since Trump has now attacked both ISIS and Assad, is that they might join forces against him and become ASIS. Or Russia might get involved too and form ARSIS. This is what comes from trying to have a serious discussion with CStM…]

ISIS are convinced they are chosen by God and that everything they do is in the service of that God.

Really?

Nah.

They are a bunch of raving lunatics who use a particular sky pixie as an excuse to exert control over everyone else, and to excuse a campaign of carnage and death. No different to the Nazis. No different at all.

Like the Nazis, their footsoldiers come in (generally) three kinds. Mugs who believe the shit they have been told, those who don’t believe it but are just along for the violence, and those who don’t believe it but are too scared to disobey. Disobedience means death.

ISIS have killed members of their own gang, even high ranking ones, for smoking and for other trivial ‘offences’. If they are smoking then obviously they don’t believe the crap. They are just along for the violence. Those too scared to disobey will stay right in line.

ISIS, like the Nazi leadership, don’t care which sort of footsoldier you are, as long as you do as you are told. Like the Nazis, it’s an ideology and you can’t reason with an ideology.

So was Trump right to let loose the big bomb? I’m actually surprised (and somewhat relieved) he hasn’t gone for nuclear. That would be a quick finish – or would it? ISIS is all over the Middle East so he’d have to nuke it all. That would send fallout over Russia at least and probably China too. They won’t like that one bit. So then he’d have to deal with retaliation from Russia and China… No, nuclear would not be a good option.

I think he was right. ISIS will never sit at a negotiation table. They will never have peace talks and they will never surrender as long as they can cheer on a truck driver who kills a few pedestrians to atone for his life of drugs and debauchery and finally get into Heaven.

If you believe Allah welcomes you into Heaven for doing that, then Allah isn’t who you think he is and Heaven ain’t where you’re going.

I’ve said many times that Muslims are being set up to fall. They will not see it, so confident are they that their God will protect them. Yeah, like the way God protected the Jews in Nazi Germany, or Allah protected the Muslims in Spain during the Inquisition. You’re the next for rounding up, Muslims, and they won’t just come for the violent ones because nobody can tell who they are.

This is not a threat, as some Lefties will declare. I’m not rounding up anyone. It’s a warning. I don’t predict the future nor do I make it happen. I analyse and work out what is likely to happen next. It’s scientific training. It’s what I do. Many others do it too, I’m just the oaf who can’t keep it to himself.

ISIS were created by the West. Al-Qaeda were too. They were set up to paint Islam in a bad light because the Western leaders want to use you and then erase you. Not the shoppers or office workers or people on trains or buses. They are not your enemies. They are the ones those leaders want you to kill so they can keep their own people in fear, control them utterly and take away all chance of them ever rebelling.

You, Islam, are a tool of the West now. That’s why they defend you when you act like dicks. That’s why they give you special treatment – although that has started to end, have you noticed yet? Your work is nearly done and like any other tool no longer required, a tool so well used it’s just dangerous to leave lying around, it’s almost time to dispose of you.

Don’t look to Allah, look to history. Find one single example where anyone’s God ever stepped in to save his people from destruction. It has never happened. Billions have died believing they would be saved. None ever were.

I know some Muslims have tried to instigate change. Tried to root out the violent parts of the religion and keep all the good parts. Tried to start a Reformation like Christianity had, all those centuries ago. Keep trying, please, although I fear it might already be too late.

Those ‘leaders’ (we don’t like them either) will not only dispose of Islam, they will dispose of those they have trained to excuse and support the violence. I’m actually impressed by the scope of the indoctrination – many gay supporters of Islam seem to conveniently overlook the gay Arabs thrown off tall buildings to splatter on the ground below. Why? Because they were gay. No other reason.

And yet there are so many gay supporters of Islam. That indoctrination runs very deep.

Feminists support Islam while ignoring Islamic women who cry out for help.

It’s awe-inspiring, the depth of the idiocy out there. Especially among those who think themselves of superior intelligence. I can’t argue with them any more. I’ve heard enough of the abuse they call ‘winning the argument’. It’s like being mocked by a mollusc.

All of them will be gone. All of them. When it’s done,. Hitler’s ghost will sidle up to Pol Pot’s and say ‘You know, we look like rank amateurs now’.

But there will be nobody left to write about the horrors because we’ll be of three types – those who believe what they are told, those who love the violence and those who are too scared to step out of line. It’s already begun.

Oh Islam, you are not the only ones to play this game. There were many before you and there will be more after. In the past it was countries and empires and at best partial control. This time it’s global and total.

You know, Islam could stop the global world government from happening. With a reformation, an end to violence in the name of Allah and a genuinely peaceful religion, Islam could stop the plan in its tracks and win a lot of converts too. Not me, obviously. I’m Ungodly and always will be.

I don’t think they will. I’m not even sure they really want to. I mean, they’ve been promised the whole world and all I’m suggesting is peaceful coexistence. I’m sure a lot of Muslims would like that but I’m equally sure their lefty loony ‘supporters’ don’t want it. They want hate and division, they want a reason to have a violent demonstration in the wrong place about the wrong thing. To them, the place and the thing don’t matter. It’s all about the violence.

Don’t look to Islam. That’s just another religion among many. Sure, it’s the current religion the violent loonies use to excuse their actions but the IRA used Catholicism for the same thing. The Spanish Inquisition used that too, and their tortures were legendary. It’s going to keep happening.

What’s different this time is that the One World lunatics have got hold of it. They are running the show. Not Islam. not Isis, they are just stooges and they don’t know it and won’t believe it if you tell them. So don’t bother.

If there really are any Muslims who want to keep their faith alive against the torrent of abuse that’s coming your way, best of luck. I really hope you make it through. I really do.

A world of different people is good in my view. I don’t want a monoclonal human race like the ‘Diversity’ crowd are aiming for. A world of different beliefs and different thoughts and different opinions is, in evolutionary terms, a world more likely to survive. A monoculture is the fast lane to oblivion.

Islamic Caliphate crazy bastards might want to look into the biological implications of their doctrines.

Your Leftie loonie supporters will only inhibit your chances of survival.

Chinese Beard-Burn

My parents are still visiting and I still have a deadline to meet but this one caught my eye.

China has banned Islamic beards and veils in its most Muslim region.

There were many comments on Twitter to the effect of ‘Well, now they are going to have to deal with the backlash from Islamic terrorists’. Because the West’s policy of roll-over appeasement has worked so well, hasn’t it?

I don’t think China will have a problem dealing with terrorists. This is the country that, faced with protesting students, sent in tanks. China tends to deal with such matters quickly and mercilessly.

Islam attacks America, uses planes to kill thousands and the current president tries (and fails) to restrict travel from certain Islamic countries.

Islam attacks Europe and we send aid money and bow to the Caliphate because our leaders are all anencephalic.

Islam attacks Russia and they send fighter planes and bombs.

Islam attacks China… well if there is anyone on the planet who gives not a single shit about world opinion, and who is therefore likely to retaliate by turning the entire Middle East into radioactive glass, it’s China.

So far they are only pissed off enough to ban hair and veils.

Go on, ISIS. Have a go.

 

Goldstein

Goldstein was ‘the evil terrorist’ in George Orwell’s 1984.

He didn’t exist. Bombs went off, people were killed and maimed but the terrorist wasn’t real. It was all done by Government  agents.

Was it a warning, like the rest of the book? A tip-off to how it really works?

I mean, who gained from the recent attack towards Parliament over Westminster Bridge? It’s touted as an attack on Parliament but it clearly wasn’t. If it was intended to hit Parliament they’d have kept quiet until they got to the gates, not start the killing half a mile too early.

The attacker is conveniently dead, shot by a Government minder, so we can’t question him.

But who gains from this event? Islam? They just get shat on harder. They have gained no ground, no advantage, by an attack that kills innocent people and makes them look, once again, like evil dickheads. So who gains?

Who gets more power, more control, from these attacks? Islamists get bugger all from them. The government gets to clamp down harder and impose tighter controls and deeper surveillance and none of that stops future attacks,

I wonder if Muslims are being set up. If so, they’re falling for it, cheering on the attacks as if they actually did them, and getting further marginalised and more hated as the attacks continue. I have no sympathy. If you want to cheer the deaths of innocents then you deserve what’s coming.

You, Muslims, have been set up to be hated. And you have cheered on your own eventual destruction. If any country turns the entire Middle East into radioactive glass, who do you think will mourn you? We’ll have street parties, like you lot did after 9/11.

Oil? You think we need your oil? There is more under Alaska than there ever was under Saudi Arabia. The Americans haven’t touched their reserves there for a reason. They’re running yours out first.

And, yeah, it’s running out.

So is time.

Maybe you might want to think about not calling for so many beheadings. Or killing in general. Or suicide bombings. You are fast running out of options.

I have a feeling that Islam will be illegal within a decade and when it happens, you lot have nobody to blame but yourselves.

You just will not listen, will you?

The Caliphate of Canada

Many Americans, especially the rich and famous luvvies of Hollywood, said they would move to Canada if Trump won the election. I neither know nor care if any of them actually did it.

Well, Canada has now made blasphemy a punishable offence. Only blasphemy against Islam, of course. You can make nose jokes about Jews and send Jesus a Screwfix catalogue open at the nails page, no problem. You can poke fun at Kali (probably best not to, just in case, she’s pretty badass) and you can say you have the body of a god – unfortunately it’s Buddha – and nobody minds. You can watch and laugh at those Japanese ‘Monkey’ shows that were a total piss take of the Chinese god Hanuman and your front door will never feel the kick of a single jackboot.

Say one word against Beard Boy and his baby-shagging habits and the police will arrive, stroke their beards and smooth down their one piece white uniforms, then give you a formal warning that will leave you about eight inches shorter.

They were going to run from Trump to a country that just set itself back into the fourteenth century. Blasphemy laws. Really? In 2017 we have new blasphemy laws? And you lot were scared of Trump? You were enraged that he wanted to restrict travel from those countries where such blasphemy laws still exist? And you decided the safest place to be was… an Islamic dictatorship.

Excuse me while I giggle a bit.

I know there are politically correct cretins thinking ‘Oh but if you don’t say anything bad about Islam, you’ll be fine’. You fucking idiots. Read up on the Spanish Inquisition. You don’t have to do anything wrong. It’s a law against spoken words. You don’t have to actually say the words. All it takes is for someone to report that you said it. Then, frankly, you are screwed.

And when an Islamist blows up a train with your mother on it, or sells your daughter to his friends as a sex slave (as happens in the UK) you can’t say anything about it. Tell it to the police and they’ll arrest you for Islamophobia. Hey, you let it happen. Don’t shoot the messenger.

Sharia works in much the same way as the Inquisition. Seriously, read up on it. God can never be wrong so if you are arrested by religious police you must be guilty of something. Pretty much all 14th-century religions had that attitude.

Islam has won Canada. You think it stops with this new law? Hahahaha! Canada is two years from cutting hands off thieves, rape victims needing four witnesses, gay people dropped from skyscrapers and public stonings and beheadings. Unless the Canadians do something about it, starting right now. Time’s up guys. As the old saying goes, shit or burst. Do something now or suffer the consequences.

For all the bad stuff said about Trump, he would never let this happen in the USA.

Canada, have a song from that other bastion of control freakery, Australia. At least you can still speak there.