Sometimes I like to take a classic poem or song and mess it up until it’s barely recognisable. Each collection of short stories has one of these in the back so collecting them in one place is more for me than for anyone else, so I can find them when I want them.
It’s been a long time since this blog started on LiveJournal, before the smoking ban when it was just a bit of surrealist fun. The ban forced politics into my life so it will just have to deal with the absurdity I see as reality.
Anyway, here they all are. As drop-downs from this part of the menu system. Whatever your political persuasion you are likely to find one of them amusing. Nothing is out of bounds here, all political parties are composed of self-important morons and every single one of them will eventually get a mention.