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Note that during busy times, quiet times and at most other times, I am notoriously terrible at keeping up with Email so if you don’t hear from me straight away (or at all), don’t think I’m ignoring you. I’m just not much good at small talk but I will try to respond. You can be sure that I read every email and appreciate the time you took to write them.

If you prefer to email someone with a bit more social responsibility and perhaps a slightly higher sanity rating, CynaraeStMary is far more likely to reply and to talk endlessly about penguins and minions and nail art and pretty much anything. You can email her here –

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Here’s the hole to pour your money into. It’s much smaller than the government’s – (damn, it doesn’t seem to be working now but I’ll figure it out).