A Flaccid Election

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So, Rusty Nutsack announced a general election on July 4th. Stormy Keith is sure he’ll win it, not because he’s any use but because the Conservatives seem desperate to lose. They’ve even brought back Mad Wanksock as a candidate.

I don’t know if I’ll bother voting. I might just write ‘You’re all twats’ on the form, or maybe not bother at all. It seems pointless. The same crap will happen no matter which of them are in office. None of them are listening to any of us anymore, if they ever did.

I have a feeling something very bad is coming and none of them want to be in office to get the blame for it. Russia has stated that if any British weapons strike their territory, that would justify bombing attacks on British territory. The same goes for any other countries supplying the coke head running Ukraine.

China has surrounded Taiwan with warships and is moving troops to the coast. All the Western countries have given most of their weapons to Ukraine who don’t know how to use them so have sold most of them to buy mansions for their politicians. The US military is being run by men who think they are women and at least one who thinks he’s a dog. The rest of the Western military is being run by the only slightly less deranged.

In the UK there has been talk of conscription to defeat the Russians. I’m sure Putin is quaking in his boots at having to fend off Lycra clad noodle armed man buns who will run home in tears at being misgendered.

There was a time when kids in the UK were trained from an early age to be longbow archers. Now they are trained from an early age to undergo surgery to sterilise them into the opposite sex.

What happened to the people who built cathedrals and railways, who invented tarmac and cars and aeroplanes and light bulbs and even the internet you are reading this on? How did they become so weak, self-loathing and ultimately self-destructive?

It’s like watching the fall of Rome from within Rome while the rest of the Romans go about their day as if nothing is wrong. But I think at least half, maybe more, of those complacent people have the feeling that something, somewhere, is really terribly wrong. Will they realise what it is before it’s too late?

And who, or what, will they vote for?