I have been planking.
The little chairs are done and now have knitted rats sitting in them. Still waiting for that photo.
Time to move on to the table. I’m thinking small card table with cards, ashtray and whisky glasses.
So… having learned my lesson from last time, I’ll start this time with bought-in stripwood, right?
Yeah, like that was ever really going to happen. One three-year-seasoned plumwood branch, a saw and an electric plane is all I need to get started. I cut a reasonably straight piece and started shaving it down.
Then I sawed it almost in half and shaved a bit more off until I had a two-plank log
See the red safety button on the side of the handle? No, you don’t, because it broke ages ago. No problem, I’ve bypassed it so the tool is good to go.
Soon I had four little planks ready to seal together
Some serious wood glue and clamps were next up. Note that this is not making the top of the table, it’s making the block that table top will be cut from later. I am still considering round or hexagon. Time to decide later.
When I clamp something it stays clamped. I have to leave this alone until tomorrow, which is hard for a natural meddler, but so far I have managed to do it.
The Table Begins. With no upholstery, it won’t take as long as the chairs.
While I’m the first to criticize ‘elf and safety gorn mad’ – the safety is there for a reason – on moulded power tools it’s usually about as easy to repair the safety as it is to bypass it.
After the first two or three incidents of collegues losing fingers, hands (and so far) one arm due to disabling safeties on machine tools I’ve got a wee bit more cautious.
Despite that, looking forward to how this turns out – your work is generally far more fiddly than anything I’d care to undertake – and you clearly need more clamps
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You’re right of course, Ben, but LI would be eliminating a potential source of future stories and pictures by repairing the safety switch.
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I have many clamps – just can’t find them all at the moment π
That plane is rarely used. I’ll replace it one day, if it gets more frequent use, with a better one. In the meantime, the lack of safety makes me a bit more careful than usual π
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Clicky, you dropped a click off your name π
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I’m so glad you put in ‘(Little Table)’ … You don’t seem faddish to me π
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planking_(fad)
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http://www.viewforum.net/attachments/f156/1839d1327847292-planking-all-over-world-planking-fat-guy-jpg
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Didn’t Jeremy Clarkson kill that fad by doing it on a boat?
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May be… π
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“I have many clamps” Made me think of satnav brackets. Concerned that I might lose the original, I bought a second. I can’t find either . . .
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With me it’s WD-40 and junior hacksaws. I keep buying them, but never seem to have any.
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Need you to help with the boat.
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I’d love to. Unfortunately I’m much too far away.
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How about some pop up deckchairs?
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Totally safe…
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What could possibly go wrong?
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Full instructions:
http://www.instructables.com/id/Airsoft-booby-trap/
A sort of home made claymore booby trap (I think)…
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Are you sure it’s wise to tell me this? π
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Absolutely. I don’t think for one moment you’d be tempted to scale it up – complete with an industrial spring, tarp and ball bearings (or grape shot).
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The very thought had not even contemplated the possibility of crossing my mind…
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